the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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