HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
NoShamevember. You game?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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