We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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