Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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