i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm always down for nudity.
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