u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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