Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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