About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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