HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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