FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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