My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Can i not drive my cunt home
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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