I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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