i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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