Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We are two peas in an std pod
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
At least life still wants to fuck me.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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