Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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