He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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