nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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