he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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