Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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