butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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