if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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