I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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