i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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