8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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