Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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