Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I am naked and annoyed.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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