I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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