And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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