PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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