a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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