I can't breathe out the right side of my face
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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