How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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