Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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