But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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