So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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