this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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