you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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