It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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