Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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