Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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