i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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