You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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