i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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