after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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