I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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