Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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