just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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