On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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