did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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