i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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